Altogether now...

Ohhhhhh, the grand old Duke Of Frazz,
He had some weekend then,
He marched himself to London Town
And marched right back again!

And when he was up, he was up, (oh yes)
And when he was down, he was down, (too bad)
And when he was only halfway up,
He was pffhhh, er, well, you know...

( Sing less, and read much more... )

( *Warning - this is not a Whitby update!!* (snigger) )